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21 February 2007 @ 03:55 pm
Stupid girl rant  
Ok....apparently there are some little chicken head girls that think they're boyfriends are untouchable because they're cops. Apparently same said chicken heads believe THEY can do whatever they want because of cop boyfriends. Well....ONE little chicken hoe was quickly put in her place when I went to get my nails done the other day.

This dumb big nosed, Fran Drescher hair typed bitch was just rude as hell, hitting on one of the MARRIED nail techs and thought she was all that. FIRST of all, I had an appointment with the girl that ALWAYS does my nails, she didn't even have an appointment and would NOT let me go ahead of her because she walked through the door first. Well, the woman that does my nails said, "She has an appointment and a baby, so I'm going to do her nails first." Bitches response was, "That's NOT my problem, but my boyfriend is a cop and will NOT be happy if he has to wait for me." The woman who does my nails asked if it would be ok to just get the bitch out of there. I said that was fine. Well, the guy that did my nails needed me to sit in a different seat to get the gel on my nails and the same fucking hoe took the chair right before I went to sit down. Then turned around and was real snotty and said, "Oops...sorry." Well her friend said, "You're not sorry...you liar." She said, "Oh I know...but you know...I have to make it sound like I mean it and try to make it look like I'm being nice for appearance sake" ROFLMAO. Who the hell does she think she is, Queen Elizabeth???? Anyway...I finished getting my nails done and the girl who normally does my nails was telling me how sorry she was and how much she hated that girl, so I kept overhearing her talking about her "cop" boyfriend. Now...I have NOTHING against cops and know quite a few of them myself, however, she just pissed me off. SO...me being my "sweet" self, bluntly decided to point out:

Me: "It's funny...I was talking to my friend the other day who has been dating a cop for years and her husband's partner just started dating this chicken head, hoe, that thinks she can get away with whatever she wants just because her boyfriend is a cop. It's not like he put a ring on her finger and it's not like she's actually his wife or anything. I mean hell...the only reason he's a cop to begin with was because he got the piss kicked out of him in high school and thinks he can be a tough ass now and it's funny that she's dating him. It's just sad that he's not a REAL man and doesn't do something important in his life...like join the military! The funniest part was when my daughter had show & tell at school and told the boy flirting with her all the time that her Daddy's in the military and the government MAKES him carry a loaded weapon all the time.

Nail Tech: "Well your husband is a great father and a very good soldier, he's always having good things happen for his career and it's great that he was man enough to make it as a soldier"

(said chicken head's boyfriend tried 12 times to join the military and kept getting rejected.)

Me: Well, I'm proud of him. I could live with the deployments and the paychecks and benefits and being able to afford almost anything I want and be able to stay home with the kids. What I wouldn't be able to deal with would be knowing that I'm married to someone that couldn't hack it and had to end up being a rentacop instead!

Chickie got REALLY pissed off and tried to get in my face.

It was hysterical. Just had to share.

PS...I was wearing my Army jacket at the time and my husband had come in to check on me....IN UNIFORM! LOL